Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Brad Pitt reminds Washington that New Orleans still exists

i have to give it to you brad, you're still coming through for us...
while i have to admit that i'm sick of seeing pics of st ang running around in wigs in dc making her new film, 'salt', i have to say that you have opted to use your time hanging in dc with your baby momma for a good cause.
for those of you who don't know, brad is in washington right now (with angie, who's making some movie... i'm sure you've seen the wonked out pics). he has met with nancy pelosi and other dem leaders to try to gain some support from washington for his 'make it right' program here in new orleans. way to bring it to the top, brad! i know that you were going grass roots for a long time and that's fab but we all know that DC has totally forgotten about us (not that they don't have some other pretty weighty issues to deal with now). with the economy as it is, it's getting even harder here than it was before so brad decided to take it to the top and get the government involved (as we can all agree that they haven't really noticed us since sometime around the 28th of august, 2005).
way to go, brad!! push 'make it right', let them know we're here, we still need help and make them do your bidding (well, everyone else does-- why would the senate be any different?). seriously, way to keep on keeping on!
all the best,
nic

ps-- i just read that he's even been granted an audience with obama himself to talk about new orleans. rock it, brad. bush might not care about black people but something tells me that obama does. good luck!
pps-- i read some thing online about an interview in which they asked anniston about brad (did you really expect anything different?) and she apparently said that she was, 'way over him'. ok, jenn. we believe you. suuuuuuure we do. and you didn't look nervous at the oscars while angie was looking up and laughing at you and your stuttering, stumbling speach, either.

8 comments:

Meeg said...

Angie, you salty minx, I didn't know you were filming a movie in DC!

Stinky's Mommy and Daddy said...

i know, huh? first she's on my turf... now she's on yours!! i think that you should go hunt her down (and casually walk by as if you don't even know who she is) and then at the last second yell, 'celebrity neo-colonialist!!' and then run like the fuck!
hehe.

Meeg said...

I imagine Angie then pointing an accusatory finger my way and shouting "get him!"

Stinky's Mommy and Daddy said...

hence the statement, 'then run like the fuck'

Meeg said...

"No one talks that way to Lara Croft: Tombraider and lives to tell the tale!"

Stinky's Mommy and Daddy said...

if you won't speak the truth to her, meeg than who will? and as you're running you can look over your shoulder and yell out, 'and nicole thinks so, too!!'

Meeg said...

I also imagine her spitting in her victim's face before he's beaten to a pulp.

Stinky's Mommy and Daddy said...

yeah, i could see that. but she would have to have one of her henchmen get you. i mean, you're not 6'2'' but you could break that woman in half. she would get them to hold you down, then spit on your face, then have them beat you up.
fortunately, this would INEVITABLY all be caught on video (you could even plan ahead to have a 'bystander') and then you could a) sue the hell out of her and never have to work again and b) bring down st ang.
ohhh, what a world that would be!