Friday, December 28, 2007

Crackhouse

ok, i know that we are plagued these days with celeb queens (and i don't mean the drag kind) going ape and acting like total fools (hello, britbrit!!!), but there is one that i think takes the cake (or snorts it, most likely), and that's amy winehouse. now, when i first heard her i thought, "awesome. i like her songs(ish), she has a great voice, she doesn't conform to that pop-tarty look, and she seems kind of cool". but what the fuck is she getting into now?
first this insane-o marriage to a man whose main goal in life is to be just like pete docherty (we won't go into how much i love 'the libertines' or how hot i actually think our little petey is because, let's face it, he's a junkie mess).

so, back to amy. her husband is now in jail because of some weird-ass plot he and some friends cooked up to fix some sort of trial (i really don't know what happened here, but bribing witnesses never turns out well, unless it actually turns out well, and this is not one of those times). since her husband, blake, has been in jail amy has been a mess. she's lost weight (is that possible?!!), she's been seen wandering the streets of london in her underwear (which usually i wouldn't mind but she looks like death), she has been photographed with coke in her nose (literally), and she is just generally falling to bits.

her talent is now moot. she is now famous for being a trainwreck and it's such a shame.

latest breaking news about Crackhouse-- she's going to end up in jail in Norway for some drug offence!!! wtf!! can someone tell me why this woman who has a great voice and who could have a great career can't get her shit together? i mean, look at her!! someone save her, quickly! she looks like she's about to die!!!

3 comments:

Meeg said...

That's your blog's second shout out to Norway in a week.

Stinky's Mommy and Daddy said...

maybe i need to do a whole post about norway, then. if i do though you're doing one about iceland!!!

Anonymous said...

that pic is goin to give me nightmares now :(