Showing posts with label bored. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bored. Show all posts

Thursday, January 31, 2008

gratuitous blogging

ok, i don't really have all that much to say at the moment because
a) i have a lot going on in my life (new job possibly?!?!?, we're having a MESS of a time with immigration and gavin's work visa expires on the 13th and we somehow haven't been approved yet even though they said we would be by now, i still have NO AGENT, i could go on but will spare you).
b) there just really isn't that much going on that i want to talk about. ok, britney's in for psych treatment. i couldn't care less. i'm so tired of her it makes me ill.
c) there's lots of politics to talk about, but i'm going to save that for a double whammy mardi gras day/super tuesday post
d) i could talk about chinese new year but i'll save that for the actual day (the 7th).

BUT i'm tired of opening this up to see if i have comments and looking at that scary dead woman on that scientology post. so, i've decided to put up this kind of ridiculously funny youtube thing. it might not seem like you want to watch them, but you do. i promise. just do it. really.




and the follow-up video...

Thursday, January 17, 2008

i'm a thieving bastard.

yes, that's right. i'm a thieving bastard. i couldn't come up with anything so i stole meeg's post (actually i commented back to him by filling out the same myspace questionnaire that he posted and now i've just copied and pasted that).

feel free to comment with your own answers....

1. What bill do you hate paying most? cell phone

2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner? Lilette

3. [Redacted] 3 was missing from survey when I found it.

4. If you could go back and change one thing what would it be? going to law school or i would have taken piano lessons when i was young

5. Name of your first grade teacher? no clue

6. What do you really want to be doing right now? counting my imaginary millions

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up? a writer

8. How many colleges did you attend? just one and the same for law

9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now? i'm wearing a robe. choose it because it's 7:30am and i'm still half asleep. can't be arsed to put on real clothes.

10. What are your thoughts on gas prices? INSANE

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you where would it be? Scotland

I2. First thought when the alarm went off this morning? i don't want to go to work today

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night? i hope gavin makes it home ok (he got off at 2am)

14. Do you miss being a child? No, cus i think i kind of still am one.

15. Who is the last person you had an argument with? eileen

16. What errand/chore do you despise? Tidying up the apartment- i'm in agreement with meeg here.

17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer? Yes.

18. Get up early or sleep in? Sleep in

19. What is your favorite cartoon character? ooh, that's hard. maybe dr venture? maybe fry? hmmm, i'll get back to you.

20. Favorite thing to do at night with a woman? dance the night away

21. Have you found real love yet? yes

22. When did you first start feeling old? when the grey's really started coming in

23.What do you do for fun? depends on the day.

24. Your favorite lunch meat? tofu

25. What do you get every time you go into Costco? fruit, tea, coffee, milk

26. Beach or lake? lake

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual? yeah, actually i kind of do.

28. Do you own property? no

29. Favorite Guilty pleasures? smoking

30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about? Teen Witch- i'm totally with meeg on this one. we've actually watched it together!!!!

31. What's your drink? iced coffee

32. Cowboys or Indians? Indians

33. Cops or Robbers? Robbers

34. Who from high school would you like to run in to? hmmmm, beran

35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now? 89.9 (NPR)

36. Norm or Cliff? Cliff because of his layman's knowledge of obscure facts- i agree with meeg

37. Grey's or 'The Office? The Office, both (american and british)

38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back? staying with someone longer than i should have.

39. Do you like the person that sits directly across from you at work? i work by myself.

40. What famous person would you like to have dinner with? hmm, james mcavoy?

41. Indoors or Outdoors? depends on where i am.

42. Have you ever crashed your vehicle? ohhhhh yes. in spectacular fashion (three parked cars in a row. hit one, backed up, put it back into drive, hit the next, reversed again, drive again, hit the third, gave the fuck up).

43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose? Yes. but i can't remember when.

44. Last book you read? oh i don't even know- a thousand things...

45. Do you have a teddy bear? from when i was a kid, yeah.

46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth? work maybe?

47. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go? Napa

48. Do you go to church? No

49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship? new career.

50. How old are you? 31

Thursday, January 3, 2008

my two fave things. craigslist and gang bangs.

as some of you may know i do fuck all at work most of the time. i'm a notary/lawyer/whatever. when i don't have a client/customer in the office there's just nothing for me to do. so, i have to be creative. i sit online a lot. i talk to meeg and dave on gmail (and some others- occasionally i participate in some good gBanter), i read (if there's a book that interests me at the moment), i bebo, facebook, myspace. In short, i do everything and anything that will pass the time. for some reason lately i have taken to reading the 'casual encounters' section on craigslist. i think that this is because my friend stephanie is obsessed with 'missed connections' and i think that she's convinced that someone, somewhere, someday will see her in a cafe and pine for the woman he didn't have the nerve to talk to (and then he'll post it on craigslist, of course-"you, woman in white strappy shirt and flowing skirt. beautiful, long blonde hair. you ordered an iced latte. me, short brown hair in the green sweater. i had a caramel cappuccino. you smiled at me and we shared an unspoken yet intense moment. could it be possible that you're the one? i hate it that i was too nervous to talk to you then. is there anyway that the fates will be kind and bring you back to me? please write soon.).
anyway, 'casual encounters' is ccccrazy. of course, there are just the (sort of) normal people who post because they just want to have sex with someone and they don't feel like trolling the bars. there are also tons of scam ads (woman seeking men- and then you open it and there's a website you have to join). but then there are ads that are just so kinked out that they even make MY jaw drop (which is pretty hard to do).
Like this one that i found (oh yeah, there were pics too. yummy).

I am looking for some guys for gang bang right away. bi guys welcome also. email pics or stats .

ok, everyone has their things, and i am ALL for it. i say that anything consenting adults do is fantastic. whatevs. live and be happy.

but i still love it and think it's awesome and funny that there are people out there posting because they really need a gang bang right away! not just i need sex now, but i need sex with lots of people ASAP.

who would have ever thought that the words 'gang bang' would end up appearing in one of my posts multiple times? (don't you dare answer that!!!)

Friday, August 31, 2007

so um yeah

so it's the last day of the month. almost september now. that means it's that much closer to being cool outside (i say cool becaue it's never really cold). my birthday hoopla is all over and the 2nd anniversary of katrina is done and gone so....now it's just blah time. maybe that's why i feel so listless and almost lethargic these last couple of days. i really don't have anything to look forward to. there's labor day and i get a three day weekend but i'm not overly excited about that. it's just another day off. just another day that i'll spend at home or running around doing pretty much nothing. work is boring, so that doesn't help. i've been spending a lot of time writing (so that's a really good thing) but then i find myself becoming so bored that i can't even do that (as i usually do it at work). gavin and i are doing very well but out work schedules conflict so much that i don't see him all that often. when i do though it's been really good.
other than writing all i've really been doing is sitting online. i write on here or i go onto gmail and talk to friends or i go onto bebo or myspace (both of which i'm becoming frustrated with). i invited a bunch of really cool people on both and they accepted my invite and yet they're not big communicators. i send a message and only once in a blue moon get one back. guess i shouldn't complain too much. i've only been doing this for about a week. oddly enough the nicest person on bebo is liam gallagher. he always writes back. he's supposed to be an ass but as it turns out he's a nice guy. the nicest guy on myspace is ewan mcgregor. he only wrote me once (and then didn't reply to my reply) but what he wrote me was very cool. so yeah, that's my day. i sit at work on line. i transcribe and write and transcribe bits of novel, i talk to dave and sarah and meeg on gmail, and i sign on and off to bebo and myspace to see if i have any new adds or messages. i know, it's boring just reading about it. if you like, you can check out both of my pages. i think i have some pretty cool stuff on there...
www.myspace.com/nola32

www.bebo.com/nola32

feel free to add me or send me messages or any of that jazz. i'm off to get ready to go be bored at work for 8 hours (uuugghh). i guess that's just being a grown up though.
stay cool.

still reading the same three books
don't remember the last song i listened to
weather outside: in the upper 80s and cloudy, meant to rain all day
word of the day: listless