Why is everyone hanging at this guy's house? No, really. Somebody tell me!

remember when that crazy shit happened last year sometime when lilo (or lindsay trainwreck- whatevs) was hanging at bryan adam's place and she cliamed to have just gotten out of the shower and for some inexplicable reason was still wet and carrying a tea cup and dropped it and hurt herself? no? well, it happened people, and it was so fing nuts that nobody could believe it.

a) what the hell is with the, 'i had to get stitches because i broke a teacup' excuse? makes no sense.

b) why not dry off? why was this info divulged? were her hands wet and that's why she dropped the teacup? again, NO SENSE.

c) what the bloody hell is lilo (an f-ed up but a-list hot little starlet) doing hanging with bryan adams? yes, that bryan adams. 'summer of '69' bryan adams.

now this?!?!?!?!?!

(courtesy of swimatyourownrisk.com)

Amy Wino spent the past week at Bryan Adams’s villa in Mustique to freshen’ up for the new year. Apparently Amy says daily scuba diving trips with the Adams, and a gaggle of wild reef sharks at feeding time, have helped her kick her addictions. Yeah, Right.

who is bryan adams now that everyone's over there? what is the deal, people? somebody fill me in!!!

plus, doesn't crackhouse kind of look like she's about to die? not in a jokey way, but really.